A Post from Macy

Back Story: Apparently I snore.  This information is according to my Mom.  I don't hear me snoring, but I do hear her yelling at me, "MAAACCCYYYY" or "For the love of God, how can a body that little make sooo much noise!!!"  For the past 4 years I have been sleeping in the bed with my Mom, I help keep her warm and make sure she is alive by laying on her chest listening for her heartbeat. Its super comfy!! However a few weeks ago for no reason what so ever I was kicked out of the bed, onto a cold bed on the floor.  Luckily its a BLUEBLOOD bed!! Otherwise I would be forced to call the Humane Society and report Pug abuse!!


Last night though, I came up with my most brilliant plan yet.  I totally "faked" a tummy ache.  I was up several times wandering around the room, sniffing, rustling, and such.  This concerned my Mom, she doesn't like me getting into things laying around our room, so she quickly got up and helped me into her bed.  Although mission accomplished, it still wasn't enough. So I jumped down the from the bed and wandered around a bit more.  Mom opened the bedroom door, for me to exit, in case I needed water or to go outside.  This is where I took my plan to the next level.  I totally got sick, unfortunately it was on my other BLUEBLOOD bed.  (Fortunately, they are washable.) Still not feeling 100% I got sick a few more times, my mom was there to make sure I didn't get sick on the carpet or her dry clean only duvet.  Clearly shaken up by my tummy ache, I shivered for quite some time.  It's scary to be sick, plus my Mom's guilt will get me a one night stay in the Cal King with 1000 thread count sheets!! I played her like the banjo, oh and I have a good Mom, she snuggled with me and pet me until I was calm and able to sleep the rest of the night on her bed!!


I am brilliant!!! Or maybe I am a fool for eating whatever it was yesterday that made me sick!! Either way I spent the night in the big bed!!
Macy


Macy Moo Milly Robinson
Black Pug Extraordinaire